I always knew a cop would break my heart

My computer is sick and has to go in the shop, so I’ll be down for a day or two.

Tom Yates – you’ll probably never read this – but you need to apologize to me, Detective. You broke my heart today, you frickin’ BBQ cookin’, wise crackin’, 70’s music listenin’, big boob lovin’, no sex havin’, partial Hispanic male. I thought we were friends.

Don’t mess with a woman on the edge, trying to hit deadline. She may one day learn how to cross her t’s.