Ebert, Roeper, and Litton

I went to the movies tonight and realized for the first time that I have been sucked in by concession stand pricing my entire life.

I always get the bigger size drink because it's only 50 cents more, but I have never once drank the whole thing. And then, inevitably, I have to pee before the end of the movie.

The fact that I figured this out tonight gives you some idea of what I thought of the movie.

BenchWarmers was a ridiculously stupid waste of an hour and a half, punctuated by a few hilarious moments that made me laugh out loud.