Amputation is not an option

He didn't go.

In true Mike fashion, Mike the Migraine is still with me.

I woke up with him full blown this morning. I tried to ignore him and did my little exercise thing and he faded for a while, but by 8:30 a.m. it was clear he was here to stay.

If he stays true to character, I just need to find a cute blonde with big boobs and he'll disappear forever.

Amanda, honey?