Troopers never call you the next morning

Could someone please kick me in my @$$ the next time I don't make a scene???

Once again, I didn't go to a call - trying to keep the peace in my house - and find myself scrambling the next day trying to get the frickin' story.

I hate this.

You know, I could have taken that job at Walmart. I could have. But making the right decision has never been my strong suit.