Top Ten Things I Learned While Mowing the Back Yard Today
1. Ants don't like it when you run over their home with a lawn mower.
2. Mowing the back yard in a two-piece swimsuit, while being a popular spectator event for neighbors, is not good protection against angry ants who have been launched into the air after their home was run over by a lawn mower.
3. Wet flip-flops are not the best yard mowing footwear.
4. There is a difference between a self-propelled mower and a regular push mower, and mine is NOT self-propelled.
5. Aerobic system sprinklers don't care if you're mowing the grass.
6. I am not in good shape.
7. It is possible to drink a 24 ounce bottle of water in one try.
8. Lawn mowers don't like frisbees.
9. Swing sets, hammocks, and trees suck.
10. All I want for Christmas is a riding lawn mower.
2. Mowing the back yard in a two-piece swimsuit, while being a popular spectator event for neighbors, is not good protection against angry ants who have been launched into the air after their home was run over by a lawn mower.
3. Wet flip-flops are not the best yard mowing footwear.
4. There is a difference between a self-propelled mower and a regular push mower, and mine is NOT self-propelled.
5. Aerobic system sprinklers don't care if you're mowing the grass.
6. I am not in good shape.
7. It is possible to drink a 24 ounce bottle of water in one try.
8. Lawn mowers don't like frisbees.
9. Swing sets, hammocks, and trees suck.
10. All I want for Christmas is a riding lawn mower.
posted by Cas at 7:06 PM
5 Comments:
I sooo have a good visual of this whole event! hehehehehehehe :-)
Hey while your at it, my front yard needs mowing... now I know my fenced yard is nothing like the vast stadium sized field you call a yard, but still...
11. Having a HUGE yard is wonderful till mowing time.
i like using the zero radius one
Yeah, self-propelled mowers are nice. And always spring for the Honda engine...
Man, I would have loved to see this one!!!
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