Getting my priorities straight

Well, I heard about the job. I didn't get it. And the stupid part is this: I didn't really want it, it took me forever to decide I should take it, I wasn't looking forward to doing it, and when I found out I didn't get it I was crushed. Ridiculous!

So now I'm free to conquer the world. I have endless hours to think and write and make a difference. I can finally turn my full attention toward ending world hunger, turning this nation's economy around, and plugging that pesky hole in the Ozone.

Right after Man vs. Food is over.