Monday, September 04, 2006

Top 10 things I've learned from reading other people's blogs

1. There is such a thing as bad sex.

2. Some of my best friends are freaks - in a good way.

3. Not all men are turned on by their wives joking about latent lesbian tendencies.

4. Tung Fu is not just another lost Martial Art. (Wanted: 32nd Degree Tung Fu master.)

5. Tragedy can strike closer than we imagine.

6. Friends rally around each other even if they harbor old grievances.

7. Nude hot tubbing is alive and well on the Prairie.

8. Idiocy is alive and well at SHECO.

9. Garage sale hopping could be hazardous to your health.

10. Some men don't like women touching their Willie on the first date.

6 Comments:

Blogger Jen said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!

10:15 PM  
Blogger psycho_aide said...

holy shit that's funny i don't care who you are!

10:47 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

11. Mike likes to travel around to different houses.

He's been at mine a couple of days this week.

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never thought of it as Willie before. Wow, now I can talk to it without having to say "Hey, you down there." Thanks for the tip.

5:29 PM  
Blogger Cas said...

But can your Willie sing "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain"?

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, Cas. My Willie prefers either "You Don't Know Me" or "Pancho and Lefty"

4:29 PM  

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