Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Top 10 lessons I haven't learned from my past

1. Never spend thirty minutes straightening naturally wavy hair on a humid day.
2. Eating Flaming Hot Cheetos before bed does not facilitate a good night's sleep, even if you wash them down with milk.
3. Do not drink and dial law enforcement officers.
4. Teenagers are not capable of making rational decisions.
5. Children are miniature adults who know exactly which buttons to push to elicit a response from you, for either good or evil.
6. Consuming more calories than you expend will cause weight gain.
7. Hiding bills in a drawer does not make them go away.
8. I will never please my mother.
9. Octopus sushi is never a good idea.
10. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.


Blogger Master of My Own Small Universe said...

Octopus sushi is good. Squid, OTOH, is beyond nasty, requiring copious amounts of sake to make you forget the experience.

5:11 PM  

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