Some things should never be seen

I am sitting on the couch with my honey and our dog, covered up in a blanket, watching That Metal Show on VH1Classic.

Aging metal fans are not pretty.

Which leads me to a new top ten list (since I haven't done one in a while):

Top 10 Things that should never be seen

1. Your mother in her underwear.

2. The inside of the human nose.

3. Hair Band music videos from the 80's.

4. Naked obese people.

5. Me without makeup.

6. Vomit.

7. Old people having sex. (I didn't say they shouldn't do it - it just shouldn't be seen.)

8. The contents of your bathroom sink's clogged up pipe.

9. Any of the "Saw" movies.

10. The Democratic National Convention.