Ya know?
I am sitting here at the computer, with a headache, sipping a Diet Coke from Sonic (which is probably why I have the headache), thinking about taking a shower. Being lazy.
There are three pre-teen and newly teen-aged girls cleaning up around my house right now. They work for food - it comes in handy. And they're highly entertaining to eavesdrop on for short periods of time. I say that because the human psyche is fragile. There is only so much giggling, rapid fire free association chatter and dramatic re-enactments it can take.
Sample: "Oh my God, I had - like - seven dejavu's yesterday - it was so weird -"
"Oh, I know and then you fell all those times playing volleyball yesterday in the front yard-"
"Oh, I know - I fell seventeen times playing volleyball in the front yard -"
"I have been scratching my toe all morning, I don't know why - something must have bitten me -"
"Oh, I know - I hate that -"
"Oh (notices red bump on side of toe) this must be why-" (friend scratches toe for her)
"Oh, I know, there's been something biting me too -"
"Oh, remember when my mom saw that bug?"
"And we had to make up our own Yahtzee score paper -"
"- Oh, I know!"
It goes on and on.
But, they do work for food.
There are three pre-teen and newly teen-aged girls cleaning up around my house right now. They work for food - it comes in handy. And they're highly entertaining to eavesdrop on for short periods of time. I say that because the human psyche is fragile. There is only so much giggling, rapid fire free association chatter and dramatic re-enactments it can take.
Sample: "Oh my God, I had - like - seven dejavu's yesterday - it was so weird -"
"Oh, I know and then you fell all those times playing volleyball yesterday in the front yard-"
"Oh, I know - I fell seventeen times playing volleyball in the front yard -"
"I have been scratching my toe all morning, I don't know why - something must have bitten me -"
"Oh, I know - I hate that -"
"Oh (notices red bump on side of toe) this must be why-" (friend scratches toe for her)
"Oh, I know, there's been something biting me too -"
"Oh, remember when my mom saw that bug?"
"And we had to make up our own Yahtzee score paper -"
"- Oh, I know!"
It goes on and on.
But, they do work for food.
7 Comments:
You know.. I need a good house cleaning too.. I feed well...
Hey, I need a good house cleaning too, and momma feeds well!!! (assuming I can beg momma to come over and feed!!) Love you guys!!
Hey I am def. one to help clean if it's momma cooking!! LOL I miss her food!
I will pay Merry Maids to come clean your houses for food...
Merry Maids won't come to my house
:-(
Why not?
i would be beating my head against a rock during that one hun!
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